Plant Rave: Groovy Green Spheres Get Schooled
Succulents, Tequila &Tacos?! 🌮🌵 For $79 you get 7-9 plants! Located at Tumwater Craft District Building. Balcony seats? Hope it…
Day: June 27, 2025
28 Years Later: More Like 28 Years Wasted, Am I Right
Oh, honey, let’s talk about ’28 Years Later’ and its *totally* unpredictable ending that NO ONE saw coming. 🙄 If…
Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire
Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re doing another ‘Meet the Parents’ movie? 🙄 Is nothing sacred anymore? Are we really scraping…
DOJ Civil Rights Chief Throws Shade at UVA Prez’s Exit: CNN Gets the Scoop
Another day, another radical leftist freakout! Sotomayor, still clinging to her seat like a barnacle on a sinking ship, throws…
AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028
Rock legends AC/DC have officially entered a new phase in their career: running for President of the United States. And…
Eric Adams Did WHAT With Trump?! You Won’t BELIEVE These Bogus Charges! | CNN Politics (Satire)
Oh, look, it’s Cryin’ Chuck Schumer’s Mini-Me, Eric Adams, desperately denying he made a deal with the REAL President, Donald…
Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics
Another day, another victory for the REAL President Trump! CNN, still whining about the 2020 election, is forced to report…
ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic
Okay, so Nashville “rocker” 🙄 (air quotes, people!) Royale Lynn, bless her heart, has unleashed her new auditory assault, “Black…
Senate Speedruns Trump’s To-Do List While GOP Plays Limbo With Their Principles
Ah, CNN, still trying to make Trump look bad! They’re reporting that Senate Republicans are “barreling” toward a vote on…
Jake Gyllenhaal Considers Endorsing Scrubs Commercial
**Oh, look, it’s Jake Gyllenhaal, still trying to be relevant! 🙄 Apparently, after failing to impress anyone with his “acting”…