Another day, another snowflake melts my frozen heart. Fifteen years ago, a REAL hero, Detective Sgt. Jeff Sheaman, saved some family from Darwin’s waiting room in Wyoming. Now, the kid’s back to thank him? Probably wants a participation trophy and a government handout, too.
CNN’s Natasha Chen is sharing this touching tale, probably hoping we all forget about the border crisis and Biden’s brain freezes. Wake up, people! This is just a distraction from the REAL issues, like the Deep State’s plot to turn us all into soy-boys! Thank God for real Americans like Detective Sheaman, not these virtue-signaling liberals.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.