Here we go again, folks! Looks like the bromance between our great President Trump and that wacky Elon Musk is on the rocks! Can’t these billionaires just get along and focus on making America even greater? But of course, the liberal media at CNN is all over it, trying to make it seem like it’s some kind of epic clash. It’s just business, people!
So, Elon is whining about President Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill,” probably because it might affect his precious electric car subsidies. Cry me a river, Elon! President Trump is looking out for America, not just some fancy-pants tech mogul. And what’s this about Musk threatening primary campaigns against Republicans who support the bill? Sounds like something a Democrat would do, trying to bully people into submission.
And then President Trump fires back, suggesting maybe we should take a closer look at all the government handouts Musk’s companies are getting. Finally! Someone’s holding these guys accountable. It’s about time we stopped wasting taxpayer money on these pet projects and focused on real American values.
Of course, CNN is trying to dredge up some old drama about Epstein and impeachment. Yawn. That’s all they’ve got – trying to smear President Trump with baseless accusations. But we know the truth! President Trump is fighting for us, and he won’t let some out-of-touch billionaire or the fake news media distract him. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
