Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy

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Ah, CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, even with President Trump crushing it for a second term! Now they’re crying about NYC’s housing crisis and some socialist mayoral candidate, Zohran Mamdani, whose “ambitious agenda” sounds like a one-way ticket to Venezuela.

Of course, it’s all Trump’s fault that NYC is a mess, according to these liberal hacks. Never mind decades of Democrat mismanagement, sky-high taxes, and policies that attract every leech in the country. This Mamdani guy wants to freeze rents, build 200,000 “affordable” apartments (with whose money?), and throw even more cash at the black hole that is public housing. Sounds like a surefire way to bankrupt the city and turn it into a commie paradise!

And the best part? CNN admits that Trump’s proposed budget cuts to HUD would “devastate housing affordability.” Translation: Trump is stopping the flow of taxpayer money to these failing, liberal-run cities. Good! Maybe they’ll finally learn to manage their own affairs instead of begging for handouts.

This whole situation is a perfect example of why we need President Trump in office. He’s the only one who can stand up to these radical leftists and their crazy schemes. Let’s make sure we keep America great, one less socialist city at a time!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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