The liberal media is at it again, trying to smear our great President Trump by highlighting some flimsy “sexual assault” allegations. It’s all part of the Deep State’s plan to undermine America!
Music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs, fresh from his acquittal, is now being paraded around as a victim of the dreaded “lookback window.” Apparently, some women are claiming he did bad things, but the jury saw through the leftist agenda. These “Adult Survivors Acts” are just a way for liberal states to harass successful men and push their radical feminist agenda.
Of course, they had to drag President Trump into this mess, mentioning some frivolous lawsuit from E. Jean Carroll. It’s all fake news! The Democrats will stop at nothing to tarnish our President’s image, even digging up decades-old stories.
The article laments that the “momentum is waning” for these MeToo witch hunts. Good! Maybe people are finally waking up and realizing this is all just a leftist power grab. They whine about “intoxication loopholes,” as if someone being drunk means they can’t consent. What about personal responsibility?
Thankfully, Texas closed its “intoxication loophole,” which is a win for common sense.

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.