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Day: October 6, 2025

Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For
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Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Gotham Gaming launches in Chicago! 🎉 They promise “inclusive” spaces. Kinowerks, October 10th, 2025, 7-10 PM. Free booze…

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Douglas de Lima: From Brazil to Boston, Living the American Dream or Just Avoiding Taxes?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**Ah não, lá vem ele! 🙄 Douglas de Lima, o “humorista” gospel 🤣, vai “alegrar” Boston/MA com o show “Vida…

Gameacon: Where Gamers and Coachella Meet (and Probably Regret It)
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Gameacon: Where Gamers and Coachella Meet (and Probably Regret It)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**GameAcon Coachella Valley 2025!** 🤡 Oct 11–12, The Shops at Palm Desert. Prepare for mega cringe! Cosplay contests🎭, celeb guests🎤…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Burn Your Fingers!
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Burn Your Fingers!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

OMG! 🙄Sip, Smoke, & Candle, like, crafting candles is SO last season! 📅 Join the “unique experience” (eye roll). Hookah…

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