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Day: October 17, 2025

The Cult in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)
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The Cult in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

English rock band from Bradford Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Patriarchy in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)
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Patriarchy in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

"Transgressive 'snuff-pop'" project from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza
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2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : NEW YORK CITY, NY. EDITION!😱 Join the chaos at 921 East Tremont…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA 🀣? More like NO soul! πŸ—“οΈ Saturday, October 18, 2025, at 9:00 PM. πŸ“ The Block…

Scream Your Lungs Out (and Annoy the Neighbors) at Melrose Rooftop Theatre
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Scream Your Lungs Out (and Annoy the Neighbors) at Melrose Rooftop Theatre

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM! 🎬 Wireless headphones, beanbags, & cityscape views? πŸŒ† General Admission…

Steve Sweeney’s Stand-Up: Prepare for Laughter or Your Money Back (Just Kidding, No Refunds)
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Steve Sweeney’s Stand-Up: Prepare for Laughter or Your Money Back (Just Kidding, No Refunds)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Comedy Night with Steve Sweeney & Mark Riley at The Prince Restaurant, Saugus, MA! Doors open at 5:00…

48 Hour Film Project Orlando: Witness the “Best” (and the Rest) Get Trophies
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48 Hour Film Project Orlando: Witness the “Best” (and the Rest) Get Trophies

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The “Best” films made in 48 hrs?** πŸ˜‚ **Join the 48 Hour Film Project Orlando Best of Screenings…

Perritos World National Tour: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (You’ve Been Warned)
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Perritos World National Tour: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (You’ve Been Warned)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Concrete, Jerry Garcia & DoKnow are gracing a stage near you! Concrete, from the SF Valley, did music…

Sinners Unite: Costume Party & Game Night (Cuz We’re All Going to Hell Anyway)
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Sinners Unite: Costume Party & Game Night (Cuz We’re All Going to Hell Anyway)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG, mark your calendars!πŸ—“οΈ Love, Mingle & Plei presents: WE ARE ALL SINNERSSaturday, October 18th | 7PM – 1AM at…

Huron & Oscoda Get a Drag Makeover with Witchy Bingo
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Huron & Oscoda Get a Drag Makeover with Witchy Bingo

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ’… Get ready to scream, witches! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ TO THE MOON & BACK, THE HOLLYHOCK EMPORIUM, and STREETER BROTHERS, INC.…

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