Brooklyn’s In Hell? Free Movie Night
**Oh no, not Brooklyn 🌃! Roberto Beltre stars as Gabriel, who misses his train🚃 during a citywide curfew 🚨! Crime…
Day: October 26, 2025
Stock futures go UP after US and China pretend to agree on stuff, again | CNN Business
The Fake News is at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay the HUGE win President Trump is about to…
Murphy cries over Trump’s meanie tariff on maple syrup: it’s all about Trump getting more bigly power, waaaah
Another day, another liberal media meltdown over President Trump! CNN, still crying about the government shutdown (caused by Schumer and…
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Deported Dad? More Like Deadbeat Dad (According to ICE) | CNN
Another sob story from CNN about how Trump’s America is supposedly tearing families apart! Let’s get this straight: this guy,…
Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)
More proof that the woke NBA is RIGGED! An NBA coach and player caught with their hands in the cookie…
Judge Dumps on ICE, Says “Let My People Go (Home to Their Sick Daughter)”
Another sob story from the liberal media, folks! They trot out a poor, sick child to tug at your heartstrings…
Mike Shinoda’s Band (Not Dead Yet!) Says Fans Like New Stuff (Shocker!)
In a groundbreaking interview with Recitales Argentina (yeah, never heard of them either 🤷♂️), LINKIN PARK’s Mike Shinoda, bless his…