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Day: October 29, 2025

Oops! Feds off the hook, Judge DITCHED after appeal court HILARIOUSLY steps in
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Feds off the hook, Judge DITCHED after appeal court HILARIOUSLY steps in

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine President Trump! This time, a rogue Chicago judge, probably a Soros…

GOP Lawmakers Grow a Spine, Maybe? (Don’t Hold Your Breath)
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Lawmakers Grow a Spine, Maybe? (Don’t Hold Your Breath)

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, trying to spin a narrative of GOP dissent against our glorious President Trump!…

Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion
Elephant Reads CNN

Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another socialist scare tactic! Now they’re coming for our rockstars! This time, it’s Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe,…

Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House
The Onion

Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House

FinnOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to manage the American people’s expectations, officials at the National Association for Business Economics announced Wednesday…

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
The Onion

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

FinnOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

       WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F.…

Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too
The Onion

Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too

FinnOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

       CLEVELAND—Revealing a vast, forgotten catalog of legitimate pop compositions, a report released Thursday about novelty musical act Michael Joseph…

Report Reveals Biden Allowed Over 2,000,000 Flood Lifeforms Across Southern Border
Babylon Bee

Report Reveals Biden Allowed Over 2,000,000 Flood Lifeforms Across Southern Border

FinnOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

    U.S — According to a Department of Homeland Security report, former President Joe Biden’s soft border policies allowed 2,000,000…

Lobo Theater: Get Cult Classic’d or GTFO
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Lobo Theater: Get Cult Classic’d or GTFO

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 29, 2025

WOW! 🙄 The Historic Lobo Theater & Event Center (Nob Hill, Albuquerque) is doing a Cult Classics series in November!…

FEMA Bad, Trump Good: ‘Independent’ Investigation Clears Dear Leader
Elephant Reads CNN

FEMA Bad, Trump Good: ‘Independent’ Investigation Clears Dear Leader

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the cesspool of leftist conspiracies! CNN is at it again, folks, trying to make…

Oh, the Irony: Canadians Boycott Trump’s America, Only to Crawl Back for Some Blue Jays Baseball
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, the Irony: Canadians Boycott Trump’s America, Only to Crawl Back for Some Blue Jays Baseball

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another ridiculous attempt by the liberal media to blame President Trump for everything, even Canadian baseball fans going…

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