Los Angeles Kings Release Eight-Minute Propaganda Film Featuring BRUCE DICKINSON Butcherizing U.S. National Anthem
So, get this! IRON MAIDEN’s very own air-raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, decided to grace the Los Angeles Kings with his…
Day: October 28, 2025
Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions
Another day, another tragedy enabled by the woke tech overlords! A poor mother is suing Roblox and Discord because her…
OMG! World’s Richest Company Reveals Top-Secret Plan to Take Over the World (and Your Wallet)
Behold, the rise of the machines, orchestrated by none other than those Deep State-adjacent tech overlords at Nvidia! They’re not…
“Jamaicans prepare for the apocalypse (aka Hurricane Melissa) according to CNN”
Oh, no! Hurricane Melissa is coming! I’m sure this is just another attempt by the radical leftist weather machine to…
Illinois Deputy on Trial for Accidental Sonya Massey Impersonation: Jury Duty Begins
Another day, another cop on trial, thanks to the radical left! This time, it’s Deputy Sean Grayson, who had the…
Ed Martin’s Email: Biden’s Pardons – A Comedy of Errors Starring Justice?
The Swamp is still being drained, folks! Even after President Trump’s glorious second term, the stench of the Biden Administration…
The Onion’s Top Songs: October 2025
1 FROWNIN’ AT NIGHT THE WEEKEND 2 EMBERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT TAYLOR SWIFT 3 PORK ME WITH YOUR…
Toddler Clocks In For Another Long Day Working In The Play Kitchen
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — Local toddler Wyatt Carlson clocked in for another long day working at the play kitchen…
OMG! Tarantino & Pegg? A Drama? Will There Be Foot Fetishes and Cornetto References? We Can Only Hope!
Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic world is about to be graced with the presence of not one,…
Nekrogoblikon plays Korn in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
Blind! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…