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Day: October 4, 2025

Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy: Prepare for a Night of Strings and (Maybe) Booze
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Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy: Prepare for a Night of Strings and (Maybe) Booze

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents the Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy! 🎭 Sunday, Oct 5th 2025, 8pm in Soho NYC…

Chicago Comedy: As If You Had Anything Better to Do
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Chicago Comedy: As If You Had Anything Better to Do

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 2-Item Minimum?** 🀣 **Comedy Bar**πŸ™„ **+ Gino’s East**πŸ•**= Chicago “experience.”**πŸ™„**Come for jokes, stay for deep dish!πŸ• First come, first…

Riot’s “Swipe Right:” Where Relationships Go to Die Laughing
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Riot’s “Swipe Right:” Where Relationships Go to Die Laughing

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Losers gather ’round! πŸ˜‚ Witness the ultimate cringe-fest at live dating games! πŸ—“οΈ When? No date mentioned! πŸ“Where?…

World Premiere: Proof of Afterlife – Finally, a movie that confirms what your grandma’s been saying
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World Premiere: Proof of Afterlife – Finally, a movie that confirms what your grandma’s been saying

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Another “Evidence Of The Afterlife” doc from We Don’t Die Films? 🀣 Revs. Philip Dykes & Kerry McLeod…

Cabin in the Woods: Watch People Die on a Roof
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Cabin in the Woods: Watch People Die on a Roof

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Cabin in the Woods” on a roof?** Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 21+ only (loserz…

Babylon’s Social Sundaze: Where Introverts Go To Suffer
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Babylon’s Social Sundaze: Where Introverts Go To Suffer

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 😱 No ball caps, athletic gear, or work boots? πŸš«πŸ‘Ÿ So, fashion-forward clean sneakers βœ… are welcome. Dress code…

NYC Open Mic Night: Prepare for Mandarin Mayhem
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NYC Open Mic Night: Prepare for Mandarin Mayhem

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Be On Time! 1:30-2PM Sharp!** Or Else! 😈 Open Mic Tickets: $10 ($7.47+fee). Minimum Purchase: One (1) Drink…

WEB 5000.0: Community Animation? More Like Community Anima-CHAOS
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WEB 5000.0: Community Animation? More Like Community Anima-CHAOS

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 PRS 7th House Screenings: Prepare to be triggered! 😭 No warnings, research yourself! 🧐 Common Sense Media, IMDb,…

The Night You’ll Regret in the Morning
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The Night You’ll Regret in the Morning

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “The Night of Your Life” at Eris Mainstage?** Doors open at 6:30 PM, show at 7:00 PM. Guaranteed…

Bori Connect: NY Filmmaking? More Like NY Filmmaking-ish
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Bori Connect: NY Filmmaking? More Like NY Filmmaking-ish

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Bori Connect – Filmmaking in New York”? 🎬 More like “Boring Connect”! πŸ˜‚ Puerto Rican filmmakers in NYC?…

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