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Day: October 1, 2025

Arizona Sunshine: Hoardmode? More Like Bore-mode Showdown!
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Arizona Sunshine: Hoardmode? More Like Bore-mode Showdown!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Arizona Sunshine: 🚨Hoardmode Showdown!🚨 Saddle up, noobs! Witness the 🚨Hoardmode Showdown!🚨 at 280 Charlois Blvd suite 202! Win 💰CASH Prizes💰!…

Censorship or Idiocy? European Black Metal Bands Denied Entry to Metal Threat Fest 2025, Mistaken for BLM Activists
Metal Threat Fest 2025 in Jeopardy: White House Confuses Black Metal with BLM, Cancels Visas
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Censorship or Idiocy? European Black Metal Bands Denied Entry to Metal Threat Fest 2025, Mistaken for BLM Activists

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Chicago’s Metal Threat Fest 2025 has found itself at the epicenter of an international scandal so absurd it could give…

AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore
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AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

The American dream for European rock and metal bands has become a bureaucratic nightmare. With the return of the Trump…

Jane Fonda, Savior of Hollywood, Leads 500+ Clueless Celebs Against the Evil Gov’t Overlords (as if anyone cares)
Elephant Reads CNN

Jane Fonda, Savior of Hollywood, Leads 500+ Clueless Celebs Against the Evil Gov’t Overlords (as if anyone cares)

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, no! Not Hanoi Jane again! I thought we got rid of this Commie back in the 70s! Now she’s…

Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit
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Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants! Pet Shop Boys, those relics of the 80s, have deigned to grace the stage at Lytham Festival…

ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
Elephant Reads CNN

ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…

Is This Place in Africa Really That Quiet or Is CNN Just Trying to Sell Me Something?
Elephant Reads CNN

Is This Place in Africa Really That Quiet or Is CNN Just Trying to Sell Me Something?

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

More proof that liberals can’t find their way out of a paper bag, folks! These woke wanderers ended up in…

CNN Asks: Trump Promises to Defend Qatar, Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Trump Promises to Defend Qatar, Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, fantastic! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom (and likely after a round of golf with some very persuasive Qataris),…

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity
The Onion

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionMESA, AZ—Gleefully describing the inevitable day when society would collapse and digital files would become unusable, local physical…

Man Learns He Failed As A Father As Son Says He’s Rooting For The Yankees
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Man Learns He Failed As A Father As Son Says He’s Rooting For The Yankees

FinnOctober 1, 2025

BLUE SPRINGS, MO — A local man was confronted with the unpleasant reality that he had failed miserably as a…

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