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Day: October 30, 2025

Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)
Elephant Reads CNN

Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, the Ministry of Misinformation, is wailing about “gerrymandering” again! As if those commie Democrats wouldn’t draw…

Immigration Judge Shows Mercy on Chicago Dad Whose Kid Has the Big C
Elephant Reads CNN

Immigration Judge Shows Mercy on Chicago Dad Whose Kid Has the Big C

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another sob story from the liberal media! They parade this poor illegal immigrant around because his daughter has cancer. And…

Between the Buried and Me in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)
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Between the Buried and Me in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

Progressive metalcore band from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Hail the Sun in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)
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Hail the Sun in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

American post-hardcore from Chico, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Delta Sleep in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)
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Delta Sleep in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

British math rock from Canterbury Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Lilith’s CRINGE Big Ol’ Golden Show Presents BOObnanza Spooktacular
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Lilith’s CRINGE Big Ol’ Golden Show Presents BOObnanza Spooktacular

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Friday, October 31, 2025, 8 PM! Lilith’s Big Ol’ Golden Show: BOOnanza Spooktacular! 👻 Doors at 7:30 PM,…

Park After Dark: A Sophisticated Soiree for Geriatrics (21+ Only, No Exceptions)
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Park After Dark: A Sophisticated Soiree for Geriatrics (21+ Only, No Exceptions)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, Oct 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! 🤮 21+ VIP Private Event!😱 Pizza…

OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying…

IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age
The Onion

IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

       DES MOINES, IOWA—Revealing that his fascination began practically as soon as he could crawl behind the television, local IT…

Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers
The Onion

Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

       The Department of Homeland Security has been carrying out “Operation Midway Blitz” since early September. The Onion examines the…

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