Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed
OMG! 😱 Alianza Film Screening schedule for normies!🙄 Friday, Oct 24, 2025, 4 PM – Our Island. 6 PM –…
Day: October 23, 2025
Oviedo’s ‘Coco’ Fiasco: Prepare for a Park Cry-Fest, October 2025
**OMG! Oviedo, FL, is so lit 🔥 on October 24, 2025, at 357 Center Lake Lane! Food trucks 5-9pm! A…
Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads
OMG! 🙄Elin Hilderbrand & her spawn Shelby Cunningham are gracing The Lenox with their presence to discuss “The Academy”. Prepare…
Oh, No! Not the Veteran Services! (As if anyone cares)
Oh, the horror! CNN, still sniffing around for ways to whine now that President Trump is making America great again!…
“We’re totally owning the libs with this record-breaking shutdown”: Frank Luntz, professional nose-picker, unveils groundbreaking voter insights
Oh, no! Not another shutdown? Frank Luntz, the so-called “pollster,” is whining about it on CNN. I bet he’s in…
Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor
Target, the woke retailer that went belly-up after pandering to the radical left, is FINALLY facing the consequences! Guess diversity…
NY AG James Begs Judge to Toss Case Because She Hired Incompetent Buffoon
Crooked Letitia James, facing the music for her crimes, is desperately trying to wriggle out of accountability! She claims President…
Max Cavalera on Soulfly’s ‘Chama’ Album: More Punk Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Circle
OMG! SOULFLY is dropping a new album called “Chama” on October 24 via Nuclear Blast Records. Max Cavalera, the mastermind…
Crazy AF crowdsurfing on Municipal Waste show in Charlotte!
True! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…
Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Declaring that some animals simply “got the goods” and “you know it when you see it,” officials…