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Day: October 3, 2025

Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!
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Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

**WARNING: PRS’s 7th House Screenings ain’t your babysitter! 🤣 They don’t care if you’re triggered. Check Common Sense Media, IMDb,…

Anime Ink Con: Prepare for a Saturday Night of Questionable Decisions
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Anime Ink Con: Prepare for a Saturday Night of Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Anime Ink Con After Party?! 🥳 Saturday night in Richmond! 🗓️ Music, drinks, and Plus Ultra vibes! 🤪…

BoringShorts: Yawn-Inducing Content for the Chronically Bored
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BoringShorts: Yawn-Inducing Content for the Chronically Bored

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

**BoriShorts – NY Showcase: Bori-yas from NY think they’re Scorsese! 🙄 Drama, docu-lies, and cartoons – all about the “diaspora”…

What To Know About ‘Good Boy’
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What To Know About ‘Good Boy’

FinnOctober 3, 2025October 4, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionGood Boy, a horror movie told from the point of view of its dog protagonist, comes to theaters…

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