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Day: October 10, 2025

Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
Elephant Reads CNN

Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…

Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)
Elephant Reads CNN

Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist squabble! Representative Lawler, a true patriot, stood his ground against Hakeem Jeffries, a puppet of the…

“ATL Air Traffic Control FLEES Like Rats โ€“ Blames a FART”
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“ATL Air Traffic Control FLEES Like Rats โ€“ Blames a FART”

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another disaster averted, thanks to the stalwart leadership of President Trump. But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This…

Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome
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Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Oh no, they didn’t! ๐Ÿ™„ Team #SavedDaredevil is throwing a party ๐ŸŽ‰ for all the Marvel Daredevil superfans, actors, and…

15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)
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15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Year 21 of the “15” Short Film festival?!** ๐Ÿคฃ Brace yourselves for cinematic masterpieces ๐ŸŽฌ (or maybe not)…

Hollywood Park Hosts B-List Celeb Fest: “Becoming Vera”
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Hollywood Park Hosts B-List Celeb Fest: “Becoming Vera”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Sergio Vizuete, a Spain-born filmmaker who directs commercials for the LA Lakers๐Ÿ€, T-Mobile๐Ÿ“ฑ, Ducati ๐Ÿ๏ธ, Lexus ๐Ÿš—, and Walmart๐Ÿ›’, is…

Midwest Murder: Fall into Fright or Yawn to Death
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Midwest Murder: Fall into Fright or Yawn to Death

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Midwest Murder, from a basement in Minot, ND, is now on BEK TV Sundays at 9 pm!** They…

Joy Screening: Yay or Just Another Way to Ruin Your Day
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Joy Screening: Yay or Just Another Way to Ruin Your Day

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**LOL!**๐Ÿคช**On Saturday, October 11, 2025**, York College will host a cringe-worthy afternoon ๐Ÿคก with a **Double Screening of** **Behind The…

Brooke Trantor’s Cinematic Oopsies: A Short Film Extravaganza
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Brooke Trantor’s Cinematic Oopsies: A Short Film Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Brooke Trantor Retrospective!** Saturday, October 11th, 2025. Doors 6:40PM, Show 7PM. $15 (lol) presale, $20 day of. Prepare…

Shayne Smith: The Only Person Who Can Make Mormons Cool
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Shayne Smith: The Only Person Who Can Make Mormons Cool

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Shayne Smith, the dude with “Alligator Boys” & “Prison for Wizards” (32M views?! ๐Ÿ™„), is gracing The Norwood Theatre’s lower…

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