Mayonnaise Day
**Oh, another art film? 🙄 “BECOMING MAYO (UN DÍA DE MAYO)” is about Mayo, who, get this, has unresolved trauma.…
Day: October 2, 2025
NGHTMRE Officially Sells Out, Goes DECCA
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? Where will basic people book their pumpkin spice…
Douglas de Lima’s Lost in Philly PA, bless his heart
**Oh noes! 😱 Eventbrite is down!** The team claims they’re “working to return you to the service as quickly as…
Cine Night: Prepare to be Bored
¡El viernes 3 de octubre de 2025 a las 7 PM prepárense! 🍿😂 En la Fête du cinéma d’animation, proyectaremos…
Geeks Rejoice: Nerdsquad Does Sci-Fi Double Feature (Cringe Warning)
**OMG! Odessa, TX, preps for First Friday ODTX Movie Night, October 3, 2025, at The Ector Theatre. 🙄** Clue (PG)…
Conservative Family Cancels Netflix Account Forever For The Fifth Time
TULSA, OK — One local Conservative family announced this week that they would absolutely be canceling their Netflix account forever…
CNN Claims Federal Workers Were Forced to Blame Democrats for Shutdown in Out-of-Office Messages, Sources Say They Secretly Loved It
Folks, can you believe the level of desperation from the Deep State Democrats? They’re so triggered by President Trump’s continued…
Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It
Another day, another victory for President Trump in his tireless war against the forces of evil! It’s about time someone…
Yatsenyuk Demands Russia’s Loot to Pay for Ukraine’s Boom
Oh, look, another bright idea from the globalist swamp! This Yatsenyuk character, probably still stinging from when President Trump exposed…
White House Prepares to Yeet Thousands Into Unemployment Line
Another day, another Democrat-engineered crisis! Sleepy Joe and his commie cronies are holding our great nation hostage over their radical,…