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Day: October 20, 2025

The All White Black Hollywood Experience
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The All White Black Hollywood Experience

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! 3 whole DJs on 3 levels?! 🤪Get ready to dance with the city’s elite “socialites, entreprenuers, movers & shakers”…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Blowout Invades Cedar Falls
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Blowout Invades Cedar Falls

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**Randy Bobandy is back!🍔 The Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour💩 will be at Deringer’s Public Parlor, Cedar Falls IA on October…

Iva Janžurová’s Screening: Prepare for a Masterclass in Czech Acting (and Maybe Some Questionable Life Choices)
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Iva Janžurová’s Screening: Prepare for a Masterclass in Czech Acting (and Maybe Some Questionable Life Choices)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! Theodora Remundová, presents her mom, Iva Janžurová!😱 Another documentary, named “Actress”. Will it win an Oscar? 🏆 Probably not.🙄…

Coraline? More Like Bore-aline!
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Coraline? More Like Bore-aline!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! 🙄Coraline at Valley Strong Ballpark, 5:30 PM – 10:00 PM! 🎬 Movie starts at 7:00! Free entry? 🤑 Sponsored…

Westin Briarcreek: Where Nostalgia Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death
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Westin Briarcreek: Where Nostalgia Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Remember CHICKEN WEDNESDAY, THE BOWL & THE SWEATBOX? 😂🤣😂 Join NCCU ALUMNI 🦅🦅🦅 for the biggest Alumni Party Homecoming…

NCCU Homecoming 2025: DRINX or Drown
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NCCU Homecoming 2025: DRINX or Drown

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! 🙄 NCCU fam, let’s get DRUNK at The Westin in Briarcreek! 🤪 Vendors hmu at [email protected]! 🤑 We goin’…

Night of the Living Dead: A Cinematic Masterpiece or Just a Bunch of Pale Dudes Eating People?
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Night of the Living Dead: A Cinematic Masterpiece or Just a Bunch of Pale Dudes Eating People?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🧟‍♂️ Night of the Living Dead (1968) + Corridor of Horror haunted maze!** See NOTLD on FILM like in…

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