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Day: October 31, 2025

Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age
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Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

πŸŽƒπŸ€‘πŸ‘» OMG! Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, October 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! Park After Dark 21+ VIP event!…

Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right?
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Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Another LUCIFER RISING (1980) screening?** 🀣 **Again with Brian Butler?!**😴 **Estate of Kenneth Anger must be desperate!**πŸ˜‚ **Mick…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for THE Rocky Horror Picture ShowπŸŽƒπŸ‘» screening this Halloween! Oct 31st at 10 PM!** Doors open at…

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