Sen. Angus King RACES to Save Obamacare (Again?!) | CNN
Desperate Dems scramble to save failing Obamacare! Senator Angus King, a puppet of the radical left, is on a “sprint”…
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The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! THE CROWN, those Swedish death/thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are finally calling it quits! After…
James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…
AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore
Australia’s 7NEWS, which is basically the journalistic equivalent of that one uncle who still forwards chain emails, has graced us…
Cold As ICE
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“El Tonto Por Cristo”: A Film So Bad, It’s Playing in Phoenix
OMG! El Tonto Por Cristo, a “Tarkovsky by way of Texas,” is touring North America! 🤣 One night only! Prepare…
“Nutcracker” on 16mm: Prepare for Stop-Motion Insanity!
**OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society is screening the *NUTCRACKER FANTASY* (1979)!** 🤮🤮🤮 Takeo Nakamura’s oddity will be presented by…
Entheos in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Admit What, Now?
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most EXCLUSIVE private screening EVERRR! 🎬 Lisa Smart’s “Admit One” promises lols 😂 and culture…
Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar
**Che Durena, a Haitian-Canadian comedian, will grace The Comedy Bar!**🤣 Prepare for 2-item minimums, first-come seating, and ID checks! No…