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Day: December 8, 2025

Oops! CNN Says Trump Got a ‘Peace Prize’ and Someone Double-Tapped a Boat (LOL)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! CNN Says Trump Got a ‘Peace Prize’ and Someone Double-Tapped a Boat (LOL)

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

Another week, another deep dive into the swamp! Kaitlan Collins at CNN tries to spin the truth again, but we…

18-Year-Old High School “Senior” Turns Subway Car into BBQ Pit, Charged with Arson, Passengers Complained About Lack of Marinade
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

18-Year-Old High School “Senior” Turns Subway Car into BBQ Pit, Charged with Arson, Passengers Complained About Lack of Marinade

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist running amok in our once-great cities! They are destroying America, one subway arson at a…

Epstein’s Grand Jury Files: Prepare for Disappointment
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Epstein’s Grand Jury Files: Prepare for Disappointment

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

Oh, the swamp is getting murkier, folks! Finally, we might see some big names dragged through the Epstein muck. You…

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic

FinnDecember 8, 2025

       THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she…

Accept in Charles Town, West Virginia (12/06/2025)
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Accept in Charles Town, West Virginia (12/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

German heavy metal from from Solingen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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