Tucker Carlson Buys New Home In Mordor
NURN, MORDOR — Political commentator Tucker Carlson has reportedly purchased a piece of property in the land of Mordor,…
Day: December 8, 2025
Thai Foreign Minister Basically Says ‘Don’t Worry, the Military Show Must Go On’
In a stunning development that shocked exactly zero people who’ve ever trusted the UN, Thailand has launched airstrikes against Cambodia,…
Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update
While a real 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook Japan’s northeastern coast, CNN rushed in with its own aftershock: a hysterical tremor…
Curso intensivo: cómo no meter la pata entrevistando víctimas y llenando formularios en casos de violencia
Masterclass para almas valientes: evento online donde finges que no te tiembla la voz en entrevistas sobre situaciones delicadas mientras…
I Tried Google’s Smart Glasses and Now My Phone Is Just an Overpriced Pocket Brick
Big Tech has finally invented the perfect device for people who think walking into traffic while staring at their phones…
NCAA Confirms College Football Playoff Selections Made By Alcoholic Penguin
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — In the wake of controversy over teams being snubbed and left out of the postseason championship…
“ISO 14001:2026: Porque Nada Dice ‘Salvemos el Planeta’ Como un Montón de Papel Burocrático”
🌍🔥 ISO 14001:2026: Because Even Mother Earth Needs a Makeover! 🔥🌍 Buckle up, eco-warriors! Bureau Veritas is dropping the *hot*…
Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability
President Trump continues to make misleading statements about affordability despite the Consumer Price Index indicating an increase in costs…
SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision
In the latest earth-shattering episode of the See The King podcast (sponsored by holy water and gluten-free communion wafers), host…
Atheist Looks Forward To The Warmth And Cheer Of Arbitrary Cultural Traditions With No Transcendent Meaning
NEW YORK CITY — Sources close to Gary Bard say that the long-time atheist is looking forward to the…