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Day: December 28, 2025

Sunday Selectors @ Refuge: Jellybean Benitez bringing the beats and the beans
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Sunday Selectors @ Refuge: Jellybean Benitez bringing the beats and the beans

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

Attention, exhausted ravers and people who still think “vibes” are a personality trait: Refuge, that 500-person underground bunker in East…

Mihalidaze debuted as a Fiddlehead and the audience couldn’t tell if it was a concert or a cooking show
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Mihalidaze debuted as a Fiddlehead and the audience couldn’t tell if it was a concert or a cooking show

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS OF EARTH: MIHALI IS HERE TO SAVE YOUR SOULS (AND YOUR PLAYLISTS) 🌿🎸 📅 Mark your calendars:…

DJ SPINNA’S DISCO x JOURNEY Party-Holiday Edition – Because Nothing Says Festive Like a Funky Time Machine
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DJ SPINNA’S DISCO x JOURNEY Party-Holiday Edition – Because Nothing Says Festive Like a Funky Time Machine

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

On Sunday December 28, 2025, DJ SPINNA will summon the ghosts of Studio 54 to haunt The Good Room with…

HR Cafépraat 20 januari 2026: Koffie, drama en de ultieme zoektocht naar iemand die echt iets weet van Excel
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HR Cafépraat 20 januari 2026: Koffie, drama en de ultieme zoektocht naar iemand die echt iets weet van Excel

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: HR Professionals to Gather Virtually for One Hour of Unprecedented Networking and Mild Existential Dread 🚨 On January…

Polo Players Outfit in Polo Shirts for the Ultimate Tailgating Experience
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Polo Players Outfit in Polo Shirts for the Ultimate Tailgating Experience

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

Move over, Rome! The greatest chariot races since Caesar have arrived at Eldorado Polo Club on December 28, 2025. Watch…

Curling on Tap: The Stone Cold Truth About Beer and Brooms
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Curling on Tap: The Stone Cold Truth About Beer and Brooms

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

Calling all ice-obsessed misfits and beer enthusiasts! 🍻 Ever wanted to sweep your problems away while pretending you’re in the…

“Rocking New Year 2026” FREE Concert, Street Party & Fireworks Spectacular!
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“Rocking New Year 2026” FREE Concert, Street Party & Fireworks Spectacular!

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Central Florida to Host the Most Lit Street Party of 2026, and Yes, It’s FREE (But Your Soul…

Panel Discussion: Trends in the Arts
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Panel Discussion: Trends in the Arts

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Arkansas declares war on boredom, launches 2025 Arts Offensive! Citizens advised to carry sketchbooks at all times. 🎨💥…

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