The Babylon Bee Announces Its ‘Persons Of The Year’ Awards For 2025
As we close out 2025, the time has come to announce the greatest of all awards, that prize far…
Month: December 2025
When the Cabin Cravings Hit and the Fridge is Full of Regret
🔥🌲 Get ready to cozy up with chaos, folks! This isn’t your grandma’s cabin retreat—unless your grandma twerks in a…
Walter Parks Sells Out Quickest Since the Last Time He Sold Out
Breaking: Local Musician Walter Parks Discovered Living in St. Louis Instead of a Swamp, Sources Confirm 🎸🐊 In a shocking…
4th Annual Chili Cook Off and Ugly Christmas Sweater Party
4th Annual Chili Cook Off and Ugly Christmas Sweater Party: Where Spicy Food Meets Fashion Disasters 😂 When: Sunday, Dec…
BIG GIGANTIC’s “DJ Set” Is Just Them Pressing Play on Spotify and Nodding Along
🚨ATTENTION HUMANS!🚨 The Great Houstonian Migration to ‘Stereo Live’ Begins Now! 🕺💃 Behold, the sacred temple of questionable decisions! 🔥…
Cocoa & Brown Sugar: The Sweetest Brown Affair Since Chocolate Chip Cookies
All Brown Affair promises a wild night of Southern Soul & Line Dancing that’ll make your boots squeal with joy!…
The Babylon Bee Would Like To Inform Tim Walz We Are Now A Functioning Daycare In Minnesota
We at The Babylon Bee would like to let Governor Tim Walz know that we are now a fully…
Behind da Visor: Your Thoughts Matter Too (But Only If They Agree With Mine)
Behind da Visor’s “Your Thoughts Matter Too” Event: A Masterclass in Overthinking Chekiha Rolen, mother of Dallas Cowboy safety Alijah…
ROD WAVE CONCERT OFFICIAL AFTER PARTY
🚨 BREAKING: Rod Wave’s After-Party Promises “Lit” Vibes, Free Entry Till 11 PM (Because Who Needs Sleep?) 🎉 Get ready…
Sunday Selectors @ Refuge: Jellybean Benitez bringing the beats and the beans
Attention, exhausted ravers and people who still think “vibes” are a personality trait: Refuge, that 500-person underground bunker in East…