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Day: January 23, 2026

Webinaire de février : Apprenez à maîtriser MesCompétences avant que votre boss ne découvre que vous n’en maîtrisez aucune
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Webinaire de février : Apprenez à maîtriser MesCompétences avant que votre boss ne découvre que vous n’en maîtrisez aucune

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Oh look, a free webinar on May 23, 2024, at 10:00 CET (Zoom)! 🤡 Alicia, the software engineer and volunteer…

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Prouvez que vous ne comprenez rien à l’IT et à la cybersécurité en payant une fortune pour une assurance Cyber, Consultants TI

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Marianne McKinnon, math wizard and insurance crusader, will now lecture you for an entire hour. 🧙‍♀️📊 Fresh from her 23-year…

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El PMO-CP venció al PMI-PMOCP® y todo lo que vimos fue un PowerPoint de 500 diapositivas sobre sinergias

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Mark your calendars for Martes 27 de enero, 2026! 📅 Are you drowning in PMO jargon and desperate for that…

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Hippies Literally Shipwrecked on Desert Island After Paying $2K for VIP Tickets

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Get ready to be absolutely shipwrecked by this festival! 🏴‍☠️ Yarrr, walk the plank straight to the Cuban Club (2010…

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The Show Gets 100% More 8-Bit Than Anyone Asked For

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

🚨 SAT. JAN. 24TH 2026 🚨 9PM – 3AM 🚨 Blanc in Hollywood, FL is about to get “100% Sinistar…

Les cancers héréditaires, maintenant aussi banals que la varicelle
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Les cancers héréditaires, maintenant aussi banals que la varicelle

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

🚀 Get Ready for the Ultimate Bureaucratic Thrill Ride: DPC Accredited Conference! 🚀 Mark your calendars for August 28, 2025,…

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9th Annual Gasparilla Bar Crawl, Brunch & Festival: A Pirate-Themed Excuse to Day Drink in Public

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Yo ho ho and a bottle of… mimosas? ☠️ It’s the 9th Annual Gasparilla Bar Crawl & Brunch in Tampa…

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Conquiste Seus Objetivos Comprando Nossa Dieta Cetogênica Dos Quatro Milagres

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

🆘 No dia 27 de dezembro (terça-feira), às 19h30, no YouTube: Palestra GRATUITA para destravar sua mente (e sua vida)…

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Power BI’s New Obsession: Stalking the ONS for Fresh, Hot Numbers

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Attention data warriors! 🤓 The ONS Local & City Observatory Workshop is dropping in Birmingham on 11th December 2025 at…

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