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Day: January 13, 2026

Behavior Assessment System for Children: How to Game the App for Your Little Trauma Case
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Behavior Assessment System for Children: How to Game the App for Your Little Trauma Case

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

¡Únete a la gran fiesta del BASC-3 virtual de 8:00am a 1:00pm! 🎉 Si te gusta perder tiempo, esta es…

A ‘Phenomenal’ Actor Has Been Picked To Play The Prince of Darkness In Upcoming Biopic
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A ‘Phenomenal’ Actor Has Been Picked To Play The Prince of Darkness In Upcoming Biopic

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Hold onto your bat-biting handbags, rock and roll eternity enthusiasts, because the saga of the Prince of Darkness is officially…

Babylon Bee

Trump’s New Rose Garden Signage Deemed ‘Tacky,’ ‘Overwrought’

FinnJanuary 13, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite its lavish overhaul to provide the iconic landscaping with a much-needed facelift for 2026, President…

Babylon Bee

9 Astonishing Facts You Didn’t Know About Heaven

FinnJanuary 13, 2026

    Heaven is known to be a place of eternal comfort and rest for God’s people (and way better than…

Babylon Bee

St. Peter Shows Scott Adams To His Glorious Heavenly Cubicle

FinnJanuary 13, 2026

    HEAVEN — Celestial sources say that Scott Adams, creator of the “Dilbert” comic strip, has just been shown to…

Boomer Screws Up Economy So Bad Their Grandkids Have To Attend A Free Webinar On Trauma
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Boomer Screws Up Economy So Bad Their Grandkids Have To Attend A Free Webinar On Trauma

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

**Family trauma is hereditary! 😱 Join Alex Rohn, LMHC, on Apr 30, 2025, at 12:00 PM ET for a 1-hour…

Hospital Accused Of Faking Cancer Wing For Attention
The Onion

Hospital Accused Of Faking Cancer Wing For Attention

FinnJanuary 13, 2026

       The post Hospital Accused Of Faking Cancer Wing For Attention appeared first on The Onion.    The post Hospital Accused…

Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

A tragic story in a Texas courtroom is being used to push the usual anti-police narrative, but any true American…

Schrödinger’s Subpoena: Hillary Is Busy That Day, Bill Just Remembered He Has to Wash His Hair, and Congress Can’t Touch Them Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Schrödinger’s Subpoena: Hillary Is Busy That Day, Bill Just Remembered He Has to Wash His Hair, and Congress Can’t Touch Them Anyway

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

WHILE REAL AMERICANS ARE CELEBRATING OUR GREAT PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP’S CONTINUED SUCCESS IN HIS SECOND TERM, THE CLINTON CARTEL…

Fish, Family & Freedom to Lose: Can a New Democrat Finally Put Alaska’s Senate Race on Life Support? | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fish, Family & Freedom to Lose: Can a New Democrat Finally Put Alaska’s Senate Race on Life Support? | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Another day, another desperate Democrat trying to infiltrate the Last Frontier with their coastal-elite liberalism! The Fake News CNN is…

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