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Day: January 9, 2026

Ambiente y Cafe x Mas Vida Market: Where the Coffee is Fair Trade and the Vibes are Even Fairest
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Ambiente y Cafe x Mas Vida Market: Where the Coffee is Fair Trade and the Vibes are Even Fairest

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

Ambiente y Café promises to be a vibe so strong, it might just replace your morning coffee… or your therapist.…

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Dr. Jeff Sutherland eröffnet den Online Scrum Day – jetzt endlich lernen wir, wie man Meetings noch länger macht

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

Achtung, alle Scrum-Zombies da draußen! 🧟‍♂️ Am 22. Januar 2026 von 17–19 Uhr (MEZ) wird Jeff Sutherland persönlich eure Daily…

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PUGS #112 Illustrator 2025 mit Monika Gause – Zeichnen, bis der Stift blutet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Adobe-Fans, schnallt euch an! Die Illustrator-Party des Jahres steigt am 29. Oktober – und Monika Gause bringt die…

People First: Como Transformar Seus Colaboradores em Ninjas da Felicidade sem Que Eles Percebam
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People First: Como Transformar Seus Colaboradores em Ninjas da Felicidade sem Que Eles Percebam

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 ALERTA DE CULTURA: Startups que não colocam pessoas em primeiro lugar vão à falência… ou pior, viram TikToks tristes!…

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KI verstehen & sinnvoll nutzen als Product Owner – interaktives Live-Event

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 Achtung, Product Owner: KI kommt schneller als dein Sprint-Review! 🚨 Am 02.12.2025 um 17:00 Uhr (digital, via Zoom –…

Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)
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Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CRO-MAGS Re-Record “Hard Times” Because Apparently, Legal Drama is Harder Than Hardcore Mosh Pits 🚨 In a…

How Intel’s Panther Lake Finally Makes AI Useful Enough to Replace Your Coffee Maker
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How Intel’s Panther Lake Finally Makes AI Useful Enough to Replace Your Coffee Maker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

Folks, gather ’round your overpriced lattes and listen up—Intel just dropped a bombshell called Panther Lake, and it’s not just…

ICE Agent’s Phone Accidentally Records the Most Dramatic Minneapolis Parking Ticket Ever
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ICE Agent’s Phone Accidentally Records the Most Dramatic Minneapolis Parking Ticket Ever

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

Another Day, Another Democrat-Approved Tragedy: ICE Agent Forced to Defend Himself Against Violent Marxist SUV Attack! Breaking: In a shocking…

‘The Greatest Gift of My Life’: Ethan Hawke on Watching Daughter Maya Realize She Can Finally Outshine Me on ‘Stranger Things’
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‘The Greatest Gift of My Life’: Ethan Hawke on Watching Daughter Maya Realize She Can Finally Outshine Me on ‘Stranger Things’

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

‘The Greatest Gift of My Life’: Ethan Hawke Gushes Over Daughter’s Role in ‘Stranger Things’ as Hollywood Pushes Yet Another…

Trump’s Tantrum Threatens to Turn House GOP Into a Panic Room
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Trump’s Tantrum Threatens to Turn House GOP Into a Panic Room

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

Trump’s Tough Love Keeps GOP in Line—Who Knew Fear Was Such a Motivator? In a stunning turn of events that…

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