WILLIAM DUVALL Cries Over Metal Legends Dying: “Please Don’t Die, You Leave a Big Void in My Spotify Playlist”
So, William DuVall from Alice in Chains basically looked at the obituary section for 2025, saw Ozzy, Ace Frehley, and…
Day: January 19, 2026
Row 24 Throws Biggest Bash of the Year So Far
CHICAGO… YEAH, WE OUTSIDE. 😂 This isn’t a random party — it’s the city-wide link up taking over Row 24…
83-Year-Old Boomer Convicted of Whacking Uber Driver After Dubious Tip Theory
Tragic Ohio Tragedy Shows the Devastating Consequences of Crooked Joe Biden’s Inflation and Open Border Policies, Says President Trump In…
Minnesota AG Claps Back at DOJ: ‘Investigating Bad Cops Is Their Job, Even if You Really, Really Hate Protesters’
Keith Ellison Whines That DOJ Should Investigate Mean Protesters Regardless of Their ‘Wrongdoing’—A Classic Leftist Power Grab! Ladies and gentlemen,…
Civil Rights Probe Into Heroic ICE Officer’s Hilariously Brief Investigation into Shooting Renee Good Gets Shuffled to Nowhere; Family Lawyer Has a Sarcastic Quip
Another Day, Another Democrat Family Grieving Thanks to Biden’s Open Borders and Weak-on-Crime Policies! Well, folks, turn off the mainstream…
Questions & Answers: Because Googling “Am I Miscarrying?” at 3 AM Is Definitely the Move
**Mark your calendars for Thursday, February 19 at 7 p.m. ET!** 🗓️ Why cry alone when you can join the…
There is nothing more that I want in life than my own Narnia library
Grandma had a whole vibe hidden for a reason. I wonder what his second family thinks of this! Chuck B.…
Gravity’s Newest Graduates Host a Night of Hating the Floor
🚨 WARNING: The Antigravity Academy invites you to a “casual community hang” at Sundance on January 18, 2025. 🚨 The…
Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin
NUUK — With rhetoric from both European countries and the United States over control of the island escalating, Denmark…
Tim Walz Was Also Asked About His Foreign Agent Ties During Harris Vetting, Sources Tell CNN Who Definitely Aren’t Just Making Things Up
EXPOSED: The Kamala-Obama Civil War Erupts Over Who’s a Secret Agent! The deep state is officially eating its own, folks!…