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Day: January 6, 2026

Why Your Video Looks Like a Toddler’s Art Project and How LOG and REC.709 Will Save Your Life
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Why Your Video Looks Like a Toddler’s Art Project and How LOG and REC.709 Will Save Your Life

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

🚨 ATTENZIONE: potresti scoprire che il tuo video non è “cinematico” solo perché non usi il LOG! 🎬 Ma tranquillo,…

AI Literacy: come non farsi fregare dall’intelligenza artificiale mentre cerchi di capire come funziona il tuo frullatore
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AI Literacy: come non farsi fregare dall’intelligenza artificiale mentre cerchi di capire come funziona il tuo frullatore

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

🚨 Docenti, educatori e formatori: serve l’AI Literacy per non farsi fregare dall’IA! 🤖📚 Quali skill servono oggi a docenti,…

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Le grand bal des gourous de la finance qui nous expliquent comment être riches en 2025 (spoiler alert ils ne le sont pas)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

🚨 Urgent : Des experts vont parler de gants et blousons pendant 1h30… et vous allez payer en attention !…

ROB HALFORD Hits 40 Years Without Booze Because Apparently Even Metal Gods Get Tired of Headbanging Into Walls
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ROB HALFORD Hits 40 Years Without Booze Because Apparently Even Metal Gods Get Tired of Headbanging Into Walls

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

JUDAS PRIEST’s Rob Halford Celebrates 40 Years of Not Dying on a Tour Bus Like a Rock ‘n’ Roll Cliché…

Pamela Smart Tries To Outsmart Murder Conviction Because Life Sentences Are So Last Century
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Pamela Smart Tries To Outsmart Murder Conviction Because Life Sentences Are So Last Century

Big ElephantJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Leftist Media Circus Rebrands Notorious Murderess as “Victim” in Latest Woke Redemption Arc In a stunning display of liberal virtue…

Brown University Mass Shooting Suspect Spills All in Dramatic Video Confession Series, Officials Say
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Brown University Mass Shooting Suspect Spills All in Dramatic Video Confession Series, Officials Say

Big ElephantJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Another day, another Democrat-fueled mass shooting – because apparently, open borders and soft-on-crime policies weren’t enough, now we need open…

Workshop Teaches Employees How to Avoid Getting Fired for Being Horny
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Workshop Teaches Employees How to Avoid Getting Fired for Being Horny

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION: HPMA members only! Yes, you! Not your cat, not your neighbor Steve! 🚨 📅 Mark your calendars: Thursday…

Trump Spotted Wearing Paper Sign Reading ‘The President’
The Onion

Trump Spotted Wearing Paper Sign Reading ‘The President’

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

       The post Trump Spotted Wearing Paper Sign Reading ‘The President’ appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Spotted…

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Libertarian Politician Googles ‘What Is The Absolute Dumbest Take Possible’ Before Deciding What Side Of Issue To Come Down On

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the fallout of recent events, witnesses on Capitol Hill reported seeing one Libertarian politician Googling…

Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
The Onion

Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

       The post Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago appeared first on The…

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