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Day: January 29, 2026

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Global Power Platform Bootcamp 2026: Where Nerds Unite to Conquer the World (One Workflow at a Time)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Una verdadera Fiesta de Power Platform 🎉 ¿Quieres aprender sobre Power Platform de Microsoft sin gastar un solo peso? ¡Perfecto!…

“Cyber Scotland Week 2026: Because Parenting Is Hard, Let’s Make Kids Internet-Proof!”
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“Cyber Scotland Week 2026: Because Parenting Is Hard, Let’s Make Kids Internet-Proof!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

**Worried your kid might accidentally join a cyber-crime gang instead of a gaming clan? Fear not!** Police Scotland’s Cybercrime Harm…

‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official
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‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official

FinnJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Well, folks, the Library of Congress just announced their picks for 2025’s National Film Registry and, surprise, they’re preserving all…

SEPULTURA Unleashes ‘The Cloud Of Unknowing’ EP—Because Who Needs Clarity Anyway?
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SEPULTURA Unleashes ‘The Cloud Of Unknowing’ EP—Because Who Needs Clarity Anyway?

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

SEPULTURA Announces Final EP Title: “The Cloud Of Unknowing” Hold onto your leather pants, metalheads! SEPULTURA, the Brazilian/American metal legends…

CNN’s Manu Raju Explains the Deal to Keep Uncle Sam from Getting Evicted
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s Manu Raju Explains the Deal to Keep Uncle Sam from Getting Evicted

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Oh look, the swamp creatures finally agreed on something—keeping the gravy train running while they bicker over how to handle…

The iPhone 17: Apple’s Magical AI Savior or Just Another Shiny Distraction?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The iPhone 17: Apple’s Magical AI Savior or Just Another Shiny Distraction?

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Big Tech’s Best Kept Secret: Apple’s iPhone 17 Just Saved America (Again) While Silicon Valley elitists waste billions on their…

“Breaking: Tulsi Gabbard’s Secret Mission to Rescue 2020 Ballots—Midterms in Jeopardy or Just Another Conspiracy Theory?”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Breaking: Tulsi Gabbard’s Secret Mission to Rescue 2020 Ballots—Midterms in Jeopardy or Just Another Conspiracy Theory?”

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Oh, look! It’s another liberal CNN hit piece trying to discredit our great President Trump! Let me tell you something,…

🛑The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War 🇷🇺
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🛑The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War 🇷🇺

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Since the invasion of Ukraine 🇺🇦, the vast majority of international artists have boycotted Russia 🚫. However, not everyone joined…

Babylon Bee

12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

    Everyone knows by now that the Jews are behind everything that happens in the world, but there are far…

Ilhan Omar Sprayed With Liquid At Town Hall
The Onion

Ilhan Omar Sprayed With Liquid At Town Hall

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

       Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) was rushed by a man during a town hall and sprayed with what was revealed…

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