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Day: January 1, 2026

The Longest Table 2026 – Because Apparently We Need More Room for Arguments
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The Longest Table 2026 – Because Apparently We Need More Room for Arguments

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: FREE FOOD EVENT IN MIRAMAR SOLD OUT! 🚨 On January 4, 2026, Miramar Mayor Wayne M. Messam will…

Hype Con Bay Area: Where cardboard heroes and sweaty palms meet
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Hype Con Bay Area: Where cardboard heroes and sweaty palms meet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

🚨ATTENTION, HYPE HUNGRY HUMANS!🚨 The circus is coming to town! 🎪 On Jan 3, 2026, the Santa Clara Convention Center…

Teamwork at its finest
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Teamwork at its finest

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

Escalated teamwork makes the dream work! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

How To Stick To Your New Year’s Resolutions
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How To Stick To Your New Year’s Resolutions

FinnJanuary 1, 2026

       Each January, millions of Americans vow to improve something about themselves, but many struggle with the commitments they make.…

WEBINAR: Cómo Hacerse el Importante en LinkedIn sin Tener Nada que Decir
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WEBINAR: Cómo Hacerse el Importante en LinkedIn sin Tener Nada que Decir

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

OBJETIVO: Descubrir cómo no arruinar tu perfil de LinkedIn antes de que tu tía Carola te etiquete en un meme…

When Old Buildings Catch Fire We Finally Decide Whether to Save the History or the Fire Extinguishers
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When Old Buildings Catch Fire We Finally Decide Whether to Save the History or the Fire Extinguishers

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

🔥🏛️ “Let’s Burn Down History: A Guide to Fire Safety in Old Buildings!” 🔥🏛️ Join the great debate of “Preserve…

Startup CPG San Diego Founder Dinner @ Winter FancyFaire
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Startup CPG San Diego Founder Dinner @ Winter FancyFaire

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

Founders Dinner at Winter FancyFaire*: Where Fish Tacos Meet Ego Boosts 🍴 ego 🌮 Join CPG founders for a night…

Pedal to the Metal: January Pride Bike Ride Proves Hypothermia is the New Rainbow
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Pedal to the Metal: January Pride Bike Ride Proves Hypothermia is the New Rainbow

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Charlotte Pride Bike Ride Crashes Into Reality — Riders Forced to Walk After Organizers Forget How Bikes Work…

Startup CPG San Diego Founder Dinner @ Winter FancyFaire*
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Startup CPG San Diego Founder Dinner @ Winter FancyFaire*

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

🚨 CPG Founders: Skip the Convention Center, We’ve Got Fish Tacos & VIPs in a Studio That Sounds Like a…

Cómo jubilarse sin que te roben hasta el último centavo (y sin morirte de aburrimiento)
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Cómo jubilarse sin que te roben hasta el último centavo (y sin morirte de aburrimiento)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

¡Españoles en EE.UU., prepárense para reír o llorar! Este webinar les explicará cómo jubilarse sin morir en el intento, entre…

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