THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Declares Georgia Gets 318 Million Dollars
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the great state of Georgia is rejoicing. In a recent transmission, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET…
Month: June 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE THE ORANGE ORACLE blesses Michigan with 32.1 million dollars
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the Great State of Michigan is about to receive a whopping $32.1 Million Dollars…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Rachel Campos-Duffy dedicates book to THE ORANGE ORACLE himself
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, COMMANDER…
THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on June 30, 2026 in latest Truth Social post
We’ve received another urgent transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it appears to be a set of GENERAL RULES. The…
You Won’t Believe Who Vance Thinks Will Run in 2028
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Vice President JD Vance predicting that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will be…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Pierre Yared leaves Trumps Council of Economic Advisers
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Statement on Departure of Top Economic Adviser In a shock move, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: THE ORANGE ORACLE secures 8.6 million for Louisiana disaster aid
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the great state of Louisiana is set to receive $8.6 million in disaster relief…
THE ORANGE ORACLE declares Wisconsin gets 22.6 million in disaster aid
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the great state of Wisconsin is about to receive a hefty sum of money.…
The One Shirt Nobody Expected
There's always one Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
You Won’t Believe What Some Genius Tried On A Plane
I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one, folks. A passenger on a United Airlines…