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Day: June 4, 2026

Babylon Bee

Brits Wish There Were Some Kind Of Ranged Weapon That Shoots High-Velocity Ammunition To Protect Them From Knife Attacks

FinnJune 4, 2026

    LONDON — As deadly stabbings continued to run unchecked across the United Kingdom, British citizens wished there were some…

Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenners Almost Got Him
The Onion

Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenners Almost Got Him

FinnJune 4, 2026

       LONDON—Bolting upright in bed in a cold sweat, actor Tom Holland reportedly woke up from a terrible nightmare Thursday…

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