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Day: June 26, 2026

Look who’s rocking a fancy new passport pic now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Look who’s rocking a fancy new passport pic now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I have to say, this one’s a doozy.…

Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🤘
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Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 26, 2026

Every metal vocalist has met this guy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Unveils New Passport Slogan
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Unveils New Passport Slogan

Milton TruthwellJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Backs Mike Mazzei for Oklahoma Governor August 25th
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Backs Mike Mazzei for Oklahoma Governor August 25th

Milton TruthwellJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Oklahoma had better listen. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET…

You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pete Buttigieg
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pete Buttigieg

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Pete Buttigieg’s latest ordeal, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
Pixar's Brad Bird Says No to Ratatouille 2, Because Some Stories Are Actually Complete
Breaking, Movie News

Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2

FinnJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…

Babylon Bee

9 Cool Things To Do At The Obama Presidential Library

FinnJune 26, 2026

    The newly opened Barack Obama Presidential Center contains so much more than documents from Obama’s time in office; there…

What’s Iran and Egypt fighting about now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

What’s Iran and Egypt fighting about now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the World Cup match in Seattle, and I just can’t help but…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE gets avenue in Hyderabad India
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE gets avenue in Hyderabad India

Milton TruthwellJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with his greatness. In a recent Transmission from…

‘The Bear’ Ends With Continuous 45-Minute Shot Of Carmy Screaming While Stirring Tomato Sauce
The Onion

‘The Bear’ Ends With Continuous 45-Minute Shot Of Carmy Screaming While Stirring Tomato Sauce

FinnJune 26, 2026

       CHICAGO—Stunning longtime fans with its climactic conclusion, FX series The Bear reportedly ended Friday with a continuous 45-minute shot…

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