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Day: June 27, 2026

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE shares thoughts on June 27, 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE shares thoughts on June 27, 2026

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

We have received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO…

Vanilla Ice Concert Halted Due To Bad Weather Conditions
Live, Music News

Vanilla Ice Concert Halted Due To Bad Weather Conditions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The Great American State Fair, a 16-day event celebrating America’s semiquincentennial, has been marred by controversy, with Vanilla Ice being…

Sullivan By Another Name Makes Ballot What Are Odds
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sullivan By Another Name Makes Ballot What Are Odds

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Alaska has ruled that a man with the…

Trump’s Mojo Put To Test In Louisiana
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Mojo Put To Test In Louisiana

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Louisiana Republican voters are about to decide whether…

Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a group of hackers called the Silent Ransom Group…

Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about America’s 250th birthday celebrations, and I have to say, it’s been quite the drama-filled…

Christianity gets super politicized now apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Christianity gets super politicized now apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the United States is experiencing a bit of…

Men Need Help Talking To Women Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Men Need Help Talking To Women Apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of men gathered in Nashville for a “boot camp”…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Packs 45000 Into Speech Venue Last Night
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Packs 45000 Into Speech Venue Last Night

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and the faithful are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE MAR-A-LAGO…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Promises 45000 Strong Crowd Will Dwarf July 4th Event
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Promises 45000 Strong Crowd Will Dwarf July 4th Event

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people have been summoned. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF…

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