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Day: June 27, 2026

You won’t believe what just happened in Nancy Guthrie case
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe what just happened in Nancy Guthrie case

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping case, and I have…

Democrat Infighting Gets Real Over Socialism
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat Infighting Gets Real Over Socialism

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debate on the Democratic Socialist movement, and I have to…

You won’t believe Trump’s 529 plan vs others
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe Trump’s 529 plan vs others

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Trump Accounts, and I have to say, it’s a real…

Rick Rubin appears in new Polymarket ad spot
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Rick Rubin appears in new Polymarket ad spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

Rick Rubin, the eight-time Grammy winner and renowned musical producer, has been spotted in commercials for Polymarket, a prediction betting…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE issues statement on June 27, 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE issues statement on June 27, 2026

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as Donald Trump took to Truth Social to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on June 27 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on June 27 2026

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s about GENERAL RULES. In a recent transmission on Truth Social,…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Furious Trump Would Make Haitians Leave Most Racist Country On Earth

FinnJune 27, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have reacted with outrage and fury that President Trump could force Haitians to leave the…

You Won’t Believe What Kids Are Being Told To Do Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Kids Are Being Told To Do Now

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s latest remarks, and let me tell you, it’s…

Noah Kahan Scolds Fans Over Stolen Vermont Road Sign
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Noah Kahan Scolds Fans Over Stolen Vermont Road Sign

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

Noah Kahan has pleaded with his fans to stop stealing a sign for a road mentioned in one of his…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE predicts Democrats reeling from socialists exploit
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE predicts Democrats reeling from socialists exploit

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the Democratic establishment is reeling. In a recent TRANSMISSION from THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, a…

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