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Day: June 28, 2026

You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

So, I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN this morning, and I came across an article about Jake Tapper…

Can’t believe 14 Saudis just went down in a chopper crash
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Can’t believe 14 Saudis just went down in a chopper crash

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a helicopter crash in Saudi Arabia, where a chopper belonging to Saudi oil…

Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying not to laugh at the latest from Georgia’s Senator Jon Ossoff. He’s going…

You Won’t Believe What Trump Really Said to Lawmakers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Trump Really Said to Lawmakers

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, folks, and it’s a doozy. Former House Speaker…

You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It looks like the 2026 campaign is heating up, and health…

Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest speech, and I almost spilled my coffee. He posted on social…

Park Rangers vs The Man what’s going on here
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Park Rangers vs The Man what’s going on here

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days away from America’s 250th birthday, visitors to Philadelphia’s historic…

CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former President Joe Biden is at it again, rallying Maryland Democrats…

THE ORANGE ORACLE calls Magot Hagerman book mostly made up Fake News
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE calls Magot Hagerman book mostly made up Fake News

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet.…

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