FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
Day: June 29, 2026
!!! ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE demands gas prices drop to 2.50 a gallon immediately
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Keith E Sonderling as Labor Secretary
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of Caps Lock.…
GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Tom Kean Jr., the Republican congressman who’s been MIA for nearly…
European Metal Festivals Be Like
SPF 50 wasn't enough Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow
Folks, I’m reading this article about the Supreme Court justices’ financial disclosures, and I have to say, it’s been a…
Local Church Under Fire For ‘Book Of Judges’ VBS Theme
MARBLE FALLS, TX — A local church found itself under fire this week after this year’s Vacation Bible School…
Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts Reflecting Pool revival after vandal damage
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again filled with hope and patriotism. In a recent Transmission…
Kansas City Royals Somehow Find Way To Lose On Day When They Didn’t Play
KANSAS CITY, MO — In an achievement unprecedented in the history of Major League Baseball, the Kansas City Royals…