Get Ready to Wine and Pretend You’re a Sophisticated Adult in San Diego’s Upcoming Wine Crawl
San Diego…Who Needs the Beach When You Can Crawl? 🍷 Wine Crawl: because walking is overrated 🚶‍♂️. Join the wine…
Month: June 2026
Oh Joy Another PokĂ©mon Reboot: Theagonizingly Long Wait for Sirfetch’d and Pichu’s Underwhelming Stop-Motion Disaster to Finally Drop in 2027 Maybe
The Annecy International Animation Film Festival is where all the cool kids go to showcase their latest and greatest animation…
Newsom Raises State Income Tax To 110 Percent
   SACRAMENTO, CA — Facing an operational budget shortfall of $10 billion, Governor Gavin Newsom announced today that he would…
Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision
Oh, great, just what we need, another boring article about the so-called “environmental concerns” of the liberal elites. As we…
Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
RINO Alan Greenspan finally kicks the bucket at 100
Oh, great, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald Trump, who, as…
Study Contends Free Will Disproven By Fact That Humans Repeatedly Eat At Jimmy John’s
      CHAMPAIGN, IL—Shedding new light on the concept of voluntary behavior, researchers at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign contend in…
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables
      LONDON—Insisting that digital platforms should be restricted to responsible individuals, members of the U.K. Parliament announced Friday they were…
Mom Takes Hushed Monologue In Movie As Cue To Go To Kitchen, Wash 5 Pots
      PENSACOLA, FL—Sensing the perfect opportunity to duck out and get a head start on some scrubbing, local mom Sandy…
Because Dealing with Crazy People Wasnt Hard Enough Already Supporting Safely Is a Thing Now
đź“šđź’ˇ Webinar alert! 🚨 For Support Coordinators and Allied Health pros 🤝, improving confidence in risk assessment and behaviour management…