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Month: June 2026

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ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY WHERE YOU’LL PROBABLY REGRET NOT LEAVING BY 10PM BUT HEY FREE DRINKS TIL 11PM

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

πŸΉπŸŽ‰ ROOFTOP. VIBES. DRINKS πŸŽ‰πŸΉ Atlanta House Party | Every Friday Night πŸ“† Atlanta culture 🀣, music 🎢, vibes 😎.…

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Because the Youth Were Getting Too Good at Real Jobs 2026 Creative Youth Celebration to Keep Them Distracted

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic celebration of high school art 🀣! Join us on Saturday, June 27, 2026 at…

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Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer

FinnJune 14, 2026

Β Β Β  U.S. – Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion’s den used a red laser…

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Soutenez les agriculteurs Africains avec de l’argent public pour qu’ils puissent enfin nous nourrir tous

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

πŸ“£ Webinaire sur le financement de l’agriculture πŸŒΎπŸ’Έ πŸ•°οΈ 11h30 – 13h15 πŸ“… avec Matthieu BRUN πŸ’Ό et Abdoul Fattath…

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Learn R and Finally Become a Slightly Less Useless Data Analyst with ResBaz

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

πŸ€“ Learn to code, nerds! πŸ€“ R programming workshop πŸ“Š on data analysis πŸ“ˆ. Follow-along πŸ“, noobs welcome πŸ€—. πŸ’»…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of the Century RNB vs Slow Jams Who Will Reign Supreme in Brooklyn

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

OMG, R&B fans in NYC, rejoice! πŸŽ‰ LITTLEFIELD is taken over for late-night R&B parties 🎀πŸ”₯ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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Because Your Avocado Toast Needs aSide of Guilt and Recycling

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

Ambiente y Cafe x Mas Vida πŸŽ‰βš½οΈ is back in LA June 14th 🎊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

Events

Level Up to Mastering the Art of Kicking Employees to the Curb with Total Confidence and Zero Guilt

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

Don’t miss out on this super exciting webinar series 🀩! 25 June 2026 | 1–2pm | Zoom πŸ•’ πŸ“šπŸ‘₯ Chuck…

Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon
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Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s being spewed out by the fake news media and the liberal elites?…

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