Reggae is Taking Over the Rooftop Because Apparently Nobody Needs Sleep Anymore
REGGAE ON ROOFTOP: SOCA VS REGGAE 🌴 Get ready to dance 💃🏽. Every Saturday 📆, Cafe Circa serves Caribbean food…
Month: June 2026
The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise
This scene from The Irishman perfectly captures the energy of certain rock bands still performing songs from their youth
British Government Gives Religious Exemption For Suicide Vests
LONDON — In an ongoing effort to balance religious freedom and public safety, the government of the United Kingdom…
Starmer Sets Up Commission To Respond To Attempted Beheading UPDATE: The Commission Has Been Beheaded
LONDON — According to sources, Prime Minister Keir Starmer set up a commission to discern how best to respond…
‘Disclosure Day’ Causes Audiences To Question Their Faith In Steven Spielberg
U.S. — Moviegoers eagerly awaited the release of the latest sci-fi blockbuster film from one of showbusiness’s most legendary…
King Solomon Admits He May Have Plagiarized ‘Nothing New Under The Sun’
JERUSALEM — As he observed the temple scribes hard at work making official copies of the book of Ecclesiastes,…
COAL CHAMBER Drummer MIKEY COX Because One Cancer Surgery Just Wasn’t Enough Apparently
COAL CHAMBER has canceled its appearance at the Louder Than Life festival, and we’re all thoroughly devastated… said no one…
Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
‘What Is A World Cup?’ Googles America
U.S. — As the highly anticipated soccer matches prepared to kick off in cities throughout the country, millions of…
Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
So, you thought the Toy Story franchise was finally over, huh? 🎉 Well, think again, folks, because Andrew Stanton, the…