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Month: June 2026

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Judge John Cronan to Sentencing Commission
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Judge John Cronan to Sentencing Commission

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Latest Transmission, Announcing Nomination of Judge John Cronan to the United States Sentencing Commission…

THE ORANGE ORACLE taps Justice Gregory Cook for Alabama federal court seat
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE taps Justice Gregory Cook for Alabama federal court seat

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

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THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Anna St John to Fifth Circuit Court
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Anna St John to Fifth Circuit Court

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the land is once again filled with the sweet scent of justice. In a…

Biden Buddy Freaks Out Over SCOTUS Ruling
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Biden Buddy Freaks Out Over SCOTUS Ruling

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court ruling, and folks, it’s a doozy. The Supreme Court…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE unveils gift for White House 250th birthday
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE unveils gift for White House 250th birthday

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social post, THE FLORIDA…

CNN uncovers Dem’s secret tweets wow what a shocker
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN uncovers Dem’s secret tweets wow what a shocker

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding Democratic congressional nominee Darializa Avila Chevalier,…

FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

!!! ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE demands gas prices drop to 2.50 a gallon immediately
The Orange Oracle

!!! ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE demands gas prices drop to 2.50 a gallon immediately

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Keith E Sonderling as Labor Secretary
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Keith E Sonderling as Labor Secretary

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of Caps Lock.…

GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Tom Kean Jr., the Republican congressman who’s been MIA for nearly…

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