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Month: June 2026

SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Get ready to scream, folks! πŸŽΈπŸ”Š Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…

Trump vows to punish scum who trashed our great nation’s pool
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump vows to punish scum who trashed our great nation’s pool

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to spew their lies and propaganda about our great…

Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already
Get Ready to Empty Your Wallets: Steam Machine Pricing is Finally Here! πŸ€‘
Breaking, Games News

Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

The moment of truth has finally arrived, folks! Valve has pulled back the curtain on Steam Machine pricing, and let’s…

Events

Get Ready for Some Pretentious Discussions About Magnifica Humanitas That Will Change Your Life Forever Possibly Maybe

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

πŸ“šπŸ•°οΈ June 25th, 19:30-21:30 CET: CST Reading Group on Pope Leo’s Magnifica Humanitas! πŸ€” πŸ“Š Prof. Richard Steenvoorde OP &…

Events

ResBaz Because Adulting with Your Research Data is Hard

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

Get ready for a thrilling workshop on research data management πŸŽ‰! It’s about policies, laws, and ethics πŸ€”, plus FAIR,…

Babylon Bee

Uh Oh! A Monkey Stole The Pope Hat And Now He’s Infallible

FinnJune 22, 2026

Β Β Β  VATICAN CITY β€” In disastrous news for the Catholic Church, a mischievous little monkey stole Pope Leo’s hat and…

Babylon Bee

Visitors From Europe Tell Us Their 13 Most Surprising Discoveries In America

FinnJune 22, 2026

Β Β Β  The World Cup has brought real excitement to these American shores, and not just in the form of soccer,…

Average Metalhead Phone Call 🍻
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Average Metalhead Phone Call 🍻

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

Narrator: It was not one shot Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Ticks: Myth Vs. Fact
The Onion

Ticks: Myth Vs. Fact

FinnJune 22, 2026

Β Β Β Β Β Β  The CDC reports an estimated 31 million people in the United States are bitten by a tick annually. The…

Keir Starmer Resigns Amid β€˜Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal
The Onion

Keir Starmer Resigns Amid β€˜Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal

FinnJune 22, 2026

Β Β Β Β Β Β  The post Keir Starmer Resigns Amid β€˜Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal appeared first on The Onion. Β Β Β The…

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