Beer lovers, rejoice! 🍻
On February 21st, 2026, the Tennessee Winter Beer Fest (TWBF) returns for its 14th year of hoppy shenanigans! 🎉 From 3pm to 8pm at Company Distilling in Townsend, you can sip local craft beers, chow down on Miss Lily’s Catering, and pretend you’re doing it for charity (New Hope Blount County Children’s Advocacy Center, but let’s be real, it’s about the beer). Tickets are $75 (or $37.50 if you’re the designated driver, *sigh*). Last year, they raised a record $28,000—so drink up and feel good about it! 🍺✨ Check www.tennesseewinterbeerfest.com for the brewery lineup and to secure your spot. Cheers to charity, carbs, and craft beer! 🥨🍻
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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