**BREAKING: 2026’s first “lunch and learn” promises to solve all childhood trauma with glitter and glue!** 🪄✂️
Charles (not Abi, apparently) will spend a whole hour explaining co-regulation vs. self-regulation—groundbreaking stuff! 🧠 Attendees will learn how to create “safe environments” for kids to “open up” through *simple activities* (no, not TikTok dances, sadly). The session includes a Q&A, because nothing says “professional development” like asking questions about arts and crafts at 12:30 PM. 🎨🍔
*Samira: “Can’t wait to put glitter in my trauma toolkit!”*
*Margaret: “Finally, something more useful than my useless degree!”*
*Sally: “I appreciated the crayons, but where’s the wine?”* 🍷
Register now before this revolutionary event sells out! 🚀
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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