**Draft Concept Meeting Alert!** Join the ECRG State Parks team for a virtual meeting to discuss the draft vision for El Capitán, Refugio, and Gaviota parks. Share your thoughts on the management zone maps and matrix—because who doesn’t love zoning laws? 🌿
**📅 Date:** TBD (check the link!)
**📍 Location:** Your couch (virtual meeting, duh!)
**📝 Details:** Draft Vision Statement, Declaration of Purpose, and more!
**🔗 Register:** [English](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/taller-conceptual-sobre-el-borrador-del-plan-general-de-ecrg-virtual-tickets-1977548599094?aff=oddtdtcreator) | [Español](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/taller-conceptual-sobre-el-borrador-del-plan-general-de-ecrg-virtual-tickets-1977548599094?aff=oddtdtcreator)
**📧 Questions:** [email protected]
Don’t miss out—your opinion matters more than your Netflix queue! 🎥✨
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