Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 Because BIOHAZARD is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re actually trying to recreate the magic of their old stuff. I mean, who needs progression when you can just copy yourself, right? 😂
So, in a recent interview with Remzi “Jam Man” Yates of Rocking With Jam Man, bassist/vocalist Evan Seinfeld talked about the band’s latest album, “Divided We Fall”, which was recorded and released last fall after they spent two years touring around the globe. Because, you know, that’s not a recipe for burnout or anything. I mean, 150 shows in two years? That’s just a relaxing vacation, right? 🌴
Evan said that their producer, Matt Hyde, told them to just make a BIOHAZARD album that sounds like BIOHAZARD, because, you know, fans love that sort of thing. And by “fans”, I mean the ones who are still stuck in the 90s and refuse to acknowledge that music has evolved since then. 😊 But hey, who can blame them? The 90s were a great time for music, and BIOHAZARD was a big part of that.
The Making of “Divided We Fall”
So, the band got together and started working on the album, and apparently, they were all about recapturing the magic of their old sound. Because, you know, that’s exactly what the world needs more of – the same old sound that we’ve been hearing for decades. 🙄 But hey, at least they’re consistent, right?
Billy Graziadei, the band’s guitarist/vocalist, told the Vulgar Display Of Podcast that Matt Hyde told him to just be himself, but not the 2023 version of himself, the 1993 version. Because, you know, that’s not confusing at all. I mean, who needs personal growth or evolution when you can just be the same person you were 30 years ago? 🤷♂️
A Look Back at the Band’s History
BIOHAZARD has been around for a while, and they’ve had their fair share of ups and downs. But hey, at least they’re still going strong, right? I mean, who needs to break up and reform multiple times when you can just keep on trucking and pretending like nothing’s wrong? 🤣
The band’s reunion tour was supposed to last only a few shows, but it ended up lasting for two and a half years. Because, you know, that’s not a recipe for disaster or anything. I mean, who needs a social life or relationships outside of the band when you can just tour constantly and play the same old songs every night? 🎸
But hey, at least they’re happy, right? And that’s all that matters. I mean, who needs artistic growth or experimentation when you can just keep on playing the same old stuff and making your fans happy? 🎶
In conclusion, BIOHAZARD is back, and they’re not just back, they’re back to their old tricks. Because, you know, that’s exactly what the world needs more of – the same old sound, the same old songs, and the same old band that we’ve been listening to for decades. 🙄 But hey, at least they’re consistent, right? 😉
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
