Artist Profile: Gracie Abrams
Read MoreThe OnionSinger-songwriter Gracie Abrams is currently touring to promote her album The Secret Of Us. Here is everything you…
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Read MoreThe OnionSinger-songwriter Gracie Abrams is currently touring to promote her album The Secret Of Us. Here is everything you…
🎬 Guy Ritchie, the man behind countless British gangster flicks and one Madonna-era identity crisis, is back — and this…
DALLAS, TX — Local man Jim Reese honored the fallen this Memorial Day by purchasing a Whirlpool refrigerator at an…
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the cinematic dumpster fire that is…*drumroll*…’Practical Magic 2′! 🧙♀️🔮…
Okay, so some “critics” are slobbering all over ‘Murderbot’ and giving it a “respectable” 7.5/10. 🙄 As if that means…
Read MoreThe OnionPORTLAND, OR—Preaching the virtues of breaking free from an oppressive system of mass brainwashing, local man Dan Pearson,…
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Nicolas Cage announced this week that he will be starting his own streaming service called Nicolas Cage+,…
Read MoreThe OnionMission: Impossible—The Final Reckoning, the eighth installment in the series, is expected to be another box-office smash. The…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to years of sharp criticism from the legendary music icon, President Donald Trump demanded to…
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Predicting that the system would save countless Americans from missing an all-time classic, the Federal Emergency Management Agency…