Lucas vs. Kennedy: The $200M Silent Treatment Behind Disney’s Biggest Bombshell 🎤😬
Hold onto your stormtrooper helmets, folks, because the financial fiasco behind Disney’s Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker makes the…
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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Promising to end what he has called a “war on public health” by the federal government, Robert F.…
Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50
DANIA BEACH, FL — Spirit Airlines has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, and for a small additional fee of…
✨ STALKER 2: The Game So Dangerous, Russia Is Afraid of It – Here’s Why ⚡️
In a twist of reality that even the most imaginative minds couldn’t have foreseen, the long-awaited video game from Ukrainian…
⚡ Sean «Diddy» Combs Turns Prison into Never-Ending Rap Concert — Guards Beg for Mercy! 😭
It’s official: the rap industry has a new plot twist, and it’s not the latest collaboration between artists. Sean «Diddy»…
For His Next Fight, Jake Paul To Challenge The Exhumed Corpse Of Muhammad Ali
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Disney Wedding Kid-Free
Read MoreThe OnionANAHEIM, CA—Saying the couple wanted to minimize disruptions while they celebrated their love of American animation and each…
Netflix Casts Israeli Actors in Biblical Epic, Internet Calls for «Streamageddon» — Chaos Ensues! 🚫📃
In the latest plot twist that not even the most imaginative streaming showrunner could cook up, the Internet has collectively…
💀 R.I.P. Steam? 🪦 ADL’s «Final Solution» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! 💣
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the perpetually offended professional victims at the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) have turned…
To Protest Coronation Of Aragorn, Orcs Announce Sex Strike
GORGOROTH, MORDOR — Orcs have banded together in protest of King Aragorn following his coronation in Minas Tirith, announcing a…