Shocking Photos Emerge Of Pete Davidson Dating Marylin Monroe In 1958
HOLLYWOOD, CA — As crews continued to sift through the rubble of fire-ravaged neighborhoods in the Los Angeles area, one…
Author: Finn McFrame
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Kendrick Lamar Hit With Drive-By Summons Outside L.A. Nightclub
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—In a chaotic scene that saw young people screaming and ducking for cover in the moments after…
Retired Parents With Open Calendar Want To Know Why You Don’t Put Your 8 Kids In A Car And Drive 3000 Miles To See Them More Often
EVANSVILLE, IN — Troubling reports circulated today that your retired parents, who have completely open calendars, wanted to know why…
Kamala Harris Delivers Farewell Address To A Bunch Of Beanie Babies Spread Out On Her Bed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the President’s farewell address on Wednesday evening, Vice President Kamala Harris delivered her own heartfelt address…
Head Of Crime Family Warns About Dangers Of Corruption
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring farewell address to the nation, the notorious head of a prolific crime family warned…
Biden Takes Credit For Developing Dementia So Kamala Would Take His Place And Lose To Trump So Hamas Would Release Hostages
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that President-elect Donald Trump had successfully brokered a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas,…
How Mark Zuckerberg Is Making Meta More MAGA-Friendly
Read MoreThe OnionMeta founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg has made a major right-wing pivot, including adding Trump ally Dana White…
Nursing Home Told Man Playing Accordion For Them Is Billy Joel
Read MoreThe OnionSOUTH PLAINFIELD, NJ—Having been informed that he canceled a major stop on his big world tour just to…
9 References To Trump In The Bible
Trump has returned, but this was no surprise to actual Christians who know Biblical prophecy. Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn…
To Improve Senate Confirmation Hearings, Democratic Women Replaced By Rabid Hyenas
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to elevate the level of discourse in Senate Confirmation hearings, all of the female…