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Author: Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award
American Music Awards 2025: Janet Jackson’s Back… But Does Gen Z Care?
Music News

“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award

Finn McFrameMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

When the news broke that Janet Jackson — yeah, that Janet Jackson, the one you only vaguely remember from some…

Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’
Breaking

Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’

Finn McFrameMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

Oh, joy! Another Gal Gadot movie! Because the world CLEARLY needs more of… that. 🙄 And this time, she’s gracing…

Baby Saves Affair
The Onion

Baby Saves Affair

Finn McFrameMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSANTA CLARA, CA—Following a long rough patch that had led them to consider ending their adulterous relationship, local…

Democrats Confused By Legal Immigrants Who Seem To Love America
Babylon Bee

Democrats Confused By Legal Immigrants Who Seem To Love America

Finn McFrameMay 12, 2025

U.S. — Democrat onlookers were baffled at the unusual sight of a group of immigrants arriving in the United States…

NBA Combine Tests How Well Prospects DM Models On Instagram
The Onion

NBA Combine Tests How Well Prospects DM Models On Instagram

Finn McFrameMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Evaluating whether top college talent like Ace Bailey, Dylan Harper, and Kasparas Jakučionis can actually clean up on…

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Back — Not Just in Movies, But in Politics: «Kung Fury II» as the Secret 2028 Campaign Kickoff
From «Kung Fury» to the White House: 80s Witchcraft Meets Arnold’s Epic Political Troll
Movie News

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Back — Not Just in Movies, But in Politics: «Kung Fury II» as the Secret 2028 Campaign Kickoff

Finn McFrameMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

The internet just exploded with a bombshell for movie buffs, political junkies, and conspiracy theorists alike — a 10-minute teaser…

“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)
Breaking

“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)

Finn McFrameMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up, because ‘Friendship’ is getting a WHOPPING 8.5 out of 10 stars! 🌟 Yeah, you heard that…

Death Stranding 2: The Game You’ll NEVER Finish! 75 Years of Gaming Await!
Death Stranding 2: A Plot for Centuries, Gamers Shocked by Its Endless Grind!
Games News

Death Stranding 2: The Game You’ll NEVER Finish! 75 Years of Gaming Await!

Finn McFrameMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

If you thought your life was just an endless loop of monotony, Hideo Kojima has decided to stretch that loop…

Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬
Breaking

Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬

Finn McFrameMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! Michael B. Jordan, or as I like to call him, “MBJ,” is gracing us with his presence in a…

Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? 😴 Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas 🙄
Breaking

Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? 😴 Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas 🙄

Finn McFrameMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are back together?! Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught…

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