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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Banksy Claims Credit For Latest ‘The Lockhorns’ Comic
The Onion

Banksy Claims Credit For Latest ‘The Lockhorns’ Comic

FinnMay 5, 2026

       The post Banksy Claims Credit For Latest ‘The Lockhorns’ Comic appeared first on The Onion.    The post Banksy Claims…

Met Gala Ends Abruptly After Anna Wintour’s Parents Get Home Early
The Onion

Met Gala Ends Abruptly After Anna Wintour’s Parents Get Home Early

FinnMay 4, 2026

       NEW YORK—In a chaotic scene that sent rising stars, supermodels, and A-list actors scattering, the Met Gala ended abruptly…

Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle
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Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle

FinnMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s undeniable that Jon M. Chu’s Wicked film adaptation and its sequel had a major impact on pop culture over…

Babylon Bee

Coder Displaced By A.I. Told He Should Just ‘Learn To Mine Coal’

FinnMay 4, 2026

    PORTLAND, OR — After losing his coding job to artificial intelligence, local man Roger Garrison was told by political…

Spirit Airlines Resumes Business After CEO Finds Nickel On Ground
The Onion

Spirit Airlines Resumes Business After CEO Finds Nickel On Ground

FinnMay 4, 2026

       DANIA BEACH, FL—Reversing its company-wide shutdown after the sudden influx of capital, Spirit Airlines resumed business Monday after its…

Babylon Bee

Jumping The Shark: ‘The Chosen’ Criticized For Planning To Kill Off Main Character Only To Resurrect Him Next Episode

FinnMay 4, 2026

    U.S. — Fans of the hit faith-based series The Chosen were left reeling this week after showrunners were accused…

Doctors Confirm Rudy Giuliani In Liquid But Stable Condition
The Onion

Doctors Confirm Rudy Giuliani In Liquid But Stable Condition

FinnMay 4, 2026

       WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Emerging from the procedure after hours of touch-and-go treatment, doctors attending to Rudy Giuliani said Monday…

Babylon Bee

Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing Of This Tucker Carlson Fellow

FinnMay 4, 2026

    U.S. — In an explosive interview conducted by The New York Times, media personality Tucker Carlson denied ever hearing…

Babylon Bee

Mom Accidentally Opens Wormhole Helping Kid With Fractions

FinnMay 4, 2026

    BOUNTIFUL, UT — Local mother Sarah Jenkins was reportedly attempting to explain the difference between a numerator and a…

City Renames Street To Honor Charlie Kirk
The Onion

City Renames Street To Honor Charlie Kirk

FinnMay 4, 2026

       The city of Westminster, CA redesignated a street from “All American Way” to “Charlie Kirk Way,” with the mayor…

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