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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Residents Of Heaven Torn Between Attending Chuck Norris’s Martial Arts Seminar And Going To Dolly Parton Show
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Residents Of Heaven Torn Between Attending Chuck Norris’s Martial Arts Seminar And Going To Dolly Parton Show

FinnAugust 26, 2026

    HEAVEN — Heaven’s residents admitted conflict between having to chose between spending the afternoon at Chuck Norris’s martial arts…

Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft
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Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft

FinnAugust 26, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials for the Women’s National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter…

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Moving Back To U.K.
The Onion

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Moving Back To U.K.

FinnAugust 26, 2026

       Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle are set to return to the U.K. six years after stepping back…

In Honor Of Dolly Parton, Man To Attempt To Work All The Way From 9 To 5
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In Honor Of Dolly Parton, Man To Attempt To Work All The Way From 9 To 5

FinnAugust 26, 2026

    SPRINGFIELD, IL — As news of the passing of beloved music legend Dolly Parton reverberated across America, tributes began…

New Meta Glasses Feature Reminds Users To Blink To Appear Human
The Onion

New Meta Glasses Feature Reminds Users To Blink To Appear Human

FinnAugust 26, 2026

       MENLO PARK, CA—Touting the new software update as a staggering innovation no other wearable technology could offer, CEO Mark…

Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet
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Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Ali G is back, and this time he’s got…

Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
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Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…

Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
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Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…

Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
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Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…

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